All Hail The King



As you can see on our poll on the side bar most visitors of this blog have prophecied that the Afrikan National Congress will emerge as the winner in last week's elections. It was foregone the minute food parcels, old age pension and social grants entered the fray as electioneering fodder.

Quite frankly that was bad politicking. I obvioulsy wouldn't have loved it if some cocky campaigner came to my hypertensioned granny and told her that she would lose her pension if she didn't vote ANC because my granny has been getting pension even when the Boers were the bosses. So, before they were kicked out of power they came to my granny and told her that if she doesn't keep them in power they will take away the pension. 15-years later she's still here and they are in Orania. So, these stupid sods who intimidate our grannies with threats of lost pensions must think twice - someday my granny will still be here and they will be dead.

Okay, the reason behind this post is to congratulate Uncle Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma as he prepares to ascend the hottest seat in South Afrikan politiks. It will be a seat hotter than Deborah Patta's one on 3rd Degree because he's going in almost alone. Some of those usual suspects who have every intention of uprooting the double header are remaining outside - you can count them, Tokyo Sexwale and Matthews Phosa. Come to think of Tokyo (the capital of Japan), who for a reason known to him and Mugabe does not want to use his other angelic name of Gabriel; he ran for president of the ANC against Thabo Mbeki and JZ and he now wants all of us to be convinced that he does not harbour presidential ambitions? Nigga please!

However from May 9th Uncle JZ will be the man in the West Wing, which made me feel pity for Uncle Kgalema when he was voting because not only was he voting the Double Head into office he was also voting himself out. And now the Nkandla Mafia (borrowed from Mail&Guardian) is coming. The machine gun is now fully in JZ's hands. And Aunt Helen (Zille) has retreated to her small Volkstaat called Wes Kaap where she will comfortably pee outside (oops, she's a woman she can't pee outside like some of us with Willies). Sorry Aunt.

May 9, is the day to diarise as all the supporters, including the Sopranos, Msholozi's own Biker Boys will be ushering him into Die Unie Gebou. And who said dreams can't come true? All Hail the King from Enkandla! Halala Msholozi Halala! Now let's deliver services and cut the bullshit.