4/9/09

The Man of The Easter Moment


What does Jesus, Tupac and Emenem have in common?


They have all said the word BITCH. Yes, even Christ himself said it. One day a woman, in the book of Matthew 15:26 (American Standard Version), went to him, asking for him to heal her daughter.


21 And Jesus went out thence, and withdrew into the parts of Tyre and Sidon.

22 And behold, a Canaanitish woman came out from those borders, and cried, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a demon.

23 But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us.

24 But he answered and said, I was not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.

25 But she came and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me.

26 And he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs.

27 But she said, Yea, Lord: for even the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.

28 Then Jesus answered and said unto her, O woman, great is thy faith: be it done unto thee even as thou wilt. And her daughter was healed from that hour.


Yeah, folk, Jesus was referring to the woman and her sick daughter as dogs. Now, if I should qualify my English A symbol, I remember being taught in primary that a female dog is actually called a bitch. So, in proper English, Jesus was saying “It is not meet to take the children's bread and cast it to the bitches. But she said, Yea, Lord: for even the bitches eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.”


So, yeah, that's your lesson for this Easter, or am I wrong teacher?


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