Ten Things to do with The King's Brain

I have always suspected that it might be done but was keeping my suspisions on the downlow - that Michael Jackson, in the event of his death won't be allowed to go with his brain. I knew for some time that the curious scientists in America have always wanted to know what makes a darkie suffer such low self-esteem as to aspire to be white, and they wouldn't miss an opportunity to inspect Michael's brain.

Okay!, its official, Michael is going to be buried - minus his brain. The coroner's office in Los Angeles claims that it wants to conduct further tests to see if the King wasn't killed by an overdose of pills - stupid sonofabitch should read my posts and know what the Autopsy results are. And now as a ploy to keep the Gloved One's engine at UCLA they claim that they can only detect such evidence once the brain is dry. I wonder if the brain will rot or dry up.

My question is; if they need a brain to determine levels of toxicology why didn't they keep that of Elvis Presley? Why didn't they keep that of Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix and all those 27ers who died believing they were going to play on the Orchestra Beyond? Why keep that of The King. Okay!, I am going to speculate why they would do that;

1. to figure out the accuracy of the Evolution of Man mythology

2. to see if he bleached it as well

3. to compare it to that of prisoners doing time at Rickers to see if isolation does ruin your brain

4. to grind it and mix with crack and cocaine to produce a narcotic so potent heroin will finally have its competition

5. to exhibit at the American Museum of Man and charge extra dollars to visit that cubicle

6. to spare the maggots from becoming musicians

7. to start a scam whereby as many loyal fans as possible will buy fake Michael Jackson brain while the 419 gang rakes in the moolah

8. to auction it as some stage to settle his debt, it's part of Asset Forfeiture

9. to show the world a part of the brain that gets raptured before someone is classified moron

10. to allege that Iran stole it so that they can start a war around next year

Well the options are limitless. Maybe you can tell me, apart from grinding it and smoking it, what would you do with a Michael Jackson brain?