22 Questions; Have You Ever Wondered?

Fresh out of weekend I have some few revelations for all ye ya. I have often wondered why some people really stress about letting go of anything, love, material and obsession for The Cosby Show, so today I am posing questions and sharing with you my wisdom on timeframes;

1. How long should it take you to sleep with a new partner? Two dates
2. How many times should you call before you see the dim light? Five times and six SMSs
3. How many terms will the ANC be given to rule this country? Four
4. How many times should you try your internet connection before you call technical support? Six times
5. How many sex rounds should a healthy man be able to pull without effort? Five
6. How long should one round last? Between four and forty-four minutes
7. How many sleeping pills qualify for an overdose? Eleven
8. How many 340ml beer pints should an average person drink before they become tipsy? Four
9. How many wives does Jacob Zuma need? One
10. How long should it take you to let go of a cheating partner? Immediately
11. How long should it take you to get over them? The longer it takes you to find a new partner
12. How many joints of good weed make you bleed through the nose? Eight
13. How many former partners should an average 25-year old person have? 32
14. How big should your entourage be to be classified 'rolling 50 deep'? Same number as your provinces or states (US = 50 states, SA = 9 provinces)
15. How long is the longest foreplay? Fifty-two minutes
16. How long is an average penis? 17 centimetres
17. How long is an average bonk in a porn movie? Seven minutes
18. How many litres of an HIV+ person's saliva should you gulp to be infected? Five litres
19. How many sexual partners should an average person have in one lifetime? 200
20. How long is the longest marriage? Lifetime
21. How many children does Pope Benedict XVIII have if he really doesn't believe in condoms? Hypocrite
22. How long is the quickest quickie? 11 seconds