WOMEN GO UP BY 27,2%

MPUMALANGA'S FINEST

Finance minister Trevor Manuel has announced a shocking 27,2% increase on women, excluding VAT.

However, as Manuel is the longest serving finance minister in the world, he found ways of hiding the increase between the lines. It was only Tshwarelo eseng Mogakane's sharp eye that noticed the chich hike.
When Manuel said alcohol would go up this year, he did not mention who would be buying women their six pack Saritas and 12 Savanna and six pack Espirit. It is you.
He said petrol would also go slightly higher during the cause of the financial year due to the global economic crunch. However, he deliberately forgot to mention that you will have to pop out extra when taking your girl to the mall or just paying her a visit.
Did I mention that he also announced that food prices will go up, forcing you to pay almost double at those restuarants you take your women to.
There's no way to avoid the global financial crunch. It affects everyone, including relationships.
Prices for hair and nails as salon owners begin to pay more for their materials.
Condoms will also be going up, including u auntie wa go cleena the sheets after you finish dirtying them up with your woman.
We need to form a Women First Union, because if we don't boycott this price hikes, re sa tlo jola bomang? Women will kill us for ignoring them. It won't be our falt, they are just too expensive.
I have to go, my woman just sent me a please call. Is MTN increases its rates as well?

PS: This is a generalisation, not all women want to be treated like queens - some know it costs and arm's deal and a leg.