Eighteen Questions

Why is a silent fart more smelly than a loud one?
Why do rich people find drugs very alluring?
Why do poor people prioritise a bonk?
Why did South Afrika deny the Dalai Lama a visa?
Why don’t gold diggers ever invest their spoils?
Why did Mike Stofile return to SARFU after saying ‘there’s no place for blacks’ there?
Why does Thabo Mbeki always respond through a spokesperson?
Why do kwaito musicians mostly die of AIDS?
Why are Coloureds most prone to violence?
Why are more housebreakings committed in Spring and Summer than Winter?
Why are gay men more extroverted and exhibitionist?
Why are Somali pirates more effective than eight military navies?
Why is Nelson Mandela still able to read without ‘glasses?
Why is there a Democratic Alliance when it’s actually only one party?
Why is BEE structured like a pyramid scheme?
Why is Jacob Zuma so confident for someone with a flawed profile?
Why do Lesotho and Swaziland spend money on armies when they are surrounded by a giant?
Why did the US refuse to sign the Landmines Non-Proliferation Treaty?